Artisinal developer aschews LLM assistance

Breaking: Artisinal developer aschews LLM assistance. August 16, 2026 Eugene, OR - For the 18th straight day local developer and patchouli enthusiast Sage Colvin has been protesting the local Cowork space to raise awareness for assembly language rights. “In these days of AI and LLMs generating all of this lazy-person code slop, we’re losing sight of the real base of everything we do.” Colvin told JFI in an exclusive interview over a standing meal of local, ethically harvesed beeswax wrapped in dandelion leaves and served with room temperature cat milk....

August 16, 2026 · 3 min · M. P. Labelspace